Why is Quebec the only province who can make a good Poutine (and Poutine dogs)? They are really not that hard to make and yet every province outside Quebec can’t make them for shit. While we are on food, when is Chipotle going to open in Canada??????

* Secondary Editor’s Note: Chipotle is available at two locations in Toronto. Go get dat.

Gregoire’s Poutine and Poutine Dog, arguably the best poutines in Canada or even the world. Straight out of Ste-Martine, Quebec, if you are ever in Montreal, drive the 30 minutes to eat here, it’ll change your life forever.

This one comes from Andy Roode while he’s home on the east coast.

Hey ya’lllll it’s been a minute since I did a mad Monday jump off. K so here’s this weeks ……… So I recently have come back to my home town of Truro n.s. Now there’s a decent skatepark in my town which Is basically run by bmxers. Mind you Truro is a small town so when new people show up the locals know. Soo my first night there there’s no kids I know, which is fine headphones in ripping around. I’m riding having a good time and then one of the kids pop the infamous question — CAN U BACKFLIP ? My response “no”. Kid looks at me soo disappointed haha.
It’s just funny to me to see how some kids still think this is the trick that makes u a good rider.
So any kids out there who wanna get good go to your foam pits n water jumps n get ur backflips dialed in.
Oh n if ur a french Canadian and were in Vancouver on a plane. Don’t speak to me in French you fucks. That’s one goes out to Jeremy Deme. Or Jeremy Deme Burton. Stay mad french canadians we love u

”Mad Monday, girls Getting away wit murder, #1 in a store – douchebag cuts in line in front of you , automatic yo man I was here first , or the line starts behind me ,and personal fav Yo!!! WTF man !!!!!!!!!

Now same scenario but wit a fine ass hunny – not a word outta the mouth just a smile

#2 driving -soo ur driving n some fucktard is in front of you doing whatever to piss you driving bad , too slow , always signaling n not switching lanes. Whatever. Ok soo you voice how much more intelligent u are and how ur driving skills are superb compared to theirs.  A fight may break out but one of you fuckers gotta go.

Now driving and you realize somebody sucks in front of you. For whatever reason you go to pass em n give em the finger or cut em off. But then you see the driver and she’s a hot chic. As a guy you instantly forget why u were mad n start to calm down and probably smile

#3 police most times a dude gets in trouble by the 5-0 ur going to jail got the night atleast. Not to mention fines ,court dates, blah blah.

But pretty girls usually get off right away oh I’m Sorry officer I didn’t know you couldn’t drink n drive I won’t do it next time. N boom. Nada.

Basically what I’m saying is for ever situation that may get you heated , there can be variables that may be changed to make you react differently.

All in all don’t come in too hot. Keep the stick on the ice. And stay fucking mad.”

Andy “MAD” Roode

“Mad monday,  room mate loves hockey, room mate loves Canucks , he buys celebration device on Friday for celebration Canucks victories . This has happened to me twice since Friday ….Sunday night  bmx fu’s chris henrys gets a taste of celebration after sum burgers n beers” Roode

If anyone in Canada has reason to be mad today (besides Roode obviously), it’s BMXFU‘s Nick Dagg. Niagara Falls Mad Monday right here, Read on

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We didn’t have a mad monday from Rooder or Jaumell to share this week but here’s a re-up of our stay mad vid.  Best part is Jeremy getting taken out by the dumpster.  Stay Mad.

“Hey hey hey peoples !!! Mad Monday soo here’s the scoop. This ones about my homie who will remain nameless so that we stay friends. K soo having some wobble pops wit the boys on sat. Homie brings up the fact that he wants to bang this chic out. Soo I hate this girl, honestly she sucks, most self absorbed person I ever met. Every topic anyone brings up , she somehow turns the story into something about herself (ur not that interesting , you dress bad, and I bet ur box smells like formaldehyde). Ok soo homie invites the girl n her friend over n some dudes to have dinner n drinks b4 the bar. Chic is all over him , eating up his food, drinking up his Boose n smoking his Cron. Oh yeah soo is the friend.
Bout two hrs go by she’s kissing him hugging blah blah, soo he’s in. We decide on our wobble pops destination, as we are getting ready to go…………. cunt face chic dips leaving my homie after he wined n dined her, homie’s upset.
So as life goes on we all get burned by broads from time to time. It just sucks when the broad is below ur caliber. Mad monday, Duck em n don’t ever trust em.”

This weeks Mad Monday is brought to you by Jaumell and winter time madness. (more…)

“Mad motha fucking monday!!!! Chheeeyyyeeeaaaahhhh so everyones weekends done eh? That’s enough to make everyone mad right ? I don’t have to wrk Monday cuz I’m currently suspended from wrk for one day. Yup that big headed douchebag boss of mine is winning like sheen right now. Fucker.k so this Monday is just a list things that make me mad

1-highway/two lane st – fast lane ,slow lane. Why the fuck are driving side by side at the same speed !!!!!!

2-when you go to pick up ur buddies to go riding ,and they make you wait forever -surrey Steve fucking habitual make you waiter

3-11 yrs later ? Who the fuck really cares about Osama bin laden ? Seriously make the announcement news staion n move on.  Bad enough I’ll hear it all day at wrk on Tuesday. And obama don’t say god bless America after killing someone

4-i feel like every kid in van has new embassy and staymad  stickers. I haven’t gotten one yet. God damn

That’s it for this Monday I’ll get at you next Monday soo stay mad n rep embassy homies I’m out”

Roode

“Hello yeahhhhhh mad Monday’s back bitches. First off I’d like to tell all you cats to get at embassy n cop that new stay mad piff featuring my beautiful  mean mug. Show ur support to embassy n rep that.
So on to the mad Monday.bosses at wrk. Now unfortunately some people do luck out n get a good manger or boss or supervisor. But for the rest of us salty dicks out there we get these fuck heads for bosses. Now I’ve just had two days off n they were greatn now I gotta back to my place of employment n look at this big headed cocksucker. Neways the point I’m trying to make here is we all got shitty people leading us in the big picture so whenever u get a chance give em a swift kick in the balls n fuk em over. Fuk the man don’t let the man fuck you
List of shitty bosses
Office space – bill lumbergh
Simpsons -seymour  burns
The office- steve carrell”